Last night, my friends and I encountered a girl wearing a tutu, sobbing into her vodka tonics about the death of Michael Jackson, explaining that she was particularly emotional because he was "like an absentee father" to her.
I texted my friend Brian (who was with me last night) about her this morning:
Me: Was that girl last night wearing a tutu or did I just wish for that part?
Brian: Nope. Full tutu. And full emotional breakdown.
Me: Do you remember when she vowed to name her child BOY OR GIRL Billie Jean, and then expanded on the possibilities of Billy Gene (for a boy) versus Billie Jean.
Brian: My favorite part was when she started singing “Human Nature” and got the part where MJ sings “why, why” and she parlayed it right into “whyyyyyy god whhhhhhyyyy”.
Can’t make this shit up!
5 months ago