August 7, 2008
  • Big League Stew: The Onion has written a few satirical stories with you as a character.
  • Mike Mussina: Who?
  • BLS: The Onion, the satirical newspaper that writes fake joke stories? You don't know the Onion?
  • MM: Nope.
  • BLS: Wow. Well, there was this one headline: "Mussina Convinced He's Won a World Series" and it quotes you as believing you were on the 2000 World Series champs.
  • MM: OK.